December 2011
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So I was going through all my old bras and decided to try this Jenna Marbles video out.
http://youtu.be/HErdtVkR3Nw
Two bras, a pair of socks and a safety pin later, this happened.
And it felt like I stuffed two cinder blocks into my shirt. It felt like Amy Poehler’s character’s boobs on Mean Girls. I don’t have any more metaphors so I can’t describe how terrifying my...
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I was going to ask my roommate to do the dishes because there’s milk curdling in the sink and I’m too fucking tired of doing hers all the goddamn time.
But she’s vomiting from the Plan B she took and I just feel like it’s rude to ask now.
idk what the protocol on these things are.
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futurecorpses asked: HI DO THIS FOR ME ONLY
I hate when people’s anon are disabled so I can’t be snarky without consequences. :/
In other news, the phrase “It’s not purple, it’s lavender” will more than likely be the number one phrase in my life for the next week or so.
In more urgent news, I have yet to do any of my projects that are due tomorrow.
http://www.windycityrock.net/2011/12/ep-review-cousins-axthoxy.html
<3 so proud
have a listen
http://wearenotcousins.bandcamp.com/
SOMEONE JUST AGREE TO LIVE WITH ME
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It's official.
I need a roommate for next year. Beginning June first. Someone please live with me for the love of god do not make me frantically search craigslist.
